tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50912912011-04-21T16:23:56.806-07:00Rants by the Lord of Your Sorry Ass!!McGyvanoreply@blogger.comBlogger251100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1132202027486849782005-11-16T20:21:00.000-08:002005-11-16T20:33:47.500-08:00

I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs:Trout_Almondine : Trout, you have proven yourself above all others to be worthy of having a sorry ass. Read previous entry. Amazing.Samablog : You posted the results of that internet test you took that stated you are James Bond: "You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6’s best agent, a suave, sophisticated

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1132201140111345872005-11-16T20:12:00.000-08:002005-11-16T20:37:55.703-08:00

The Lord of Your Sorry Ass has received an e-mail from Trout:YOU PATHETIC INSIGNIFICANT FECKLESS PIECE OF FETID GREEN GARBAGE. IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR NECKHOLE SO THAT AN HOUR LATER YOU CAN SEE EXACTLY HOW SORRY YOUR OWN ASS IS. My Web site, submitted for review, is (Trout's place of employment: removed by the merciful me for his own safety

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1132200640433517012005-11-16T20:06:00.000-08:002005-11-16T20:43:23.933-08:00

The Lord of Your Sorry Ass has received an e-mail from a blogger who wishes to repent!Here is my analysis of his blog:FatMike: He claims that the way to his heart is through his stomach because she baked him brownies. And what is the way to his sorry ass? That's how it starts, you fool. Don't eat those brownies. Tell your wench you and your dog only eat meat! Your sorry ass is doomed, eh?AND SO

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1125157595041780842005-08-27T08:15:00.000-07:002005-08-27T08:46:35.046-07:00

The Lord of Your Sorry Ass has received an e-mail from a blogger who wishes to repent! Here is my analysis of his blog:Asteroid- A Mind Forever Meandering.- HOW CAN YOU SUBMIT A BLOG WITH THAT READY MADE NAME? AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT BACK AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS? ASS-TEROID SOUNDS LIKE HEMORRHOID CREAM. NEXT TIME THERE IS FLOODING IN VALHALLA, MEANDER OVER AND COVER THE LEAK WITH YOUR SORRY

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1124875234370673952005-08-24T01:58:00.000-07:002005-08-24T02:40:17.360-07:00

I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs:Trout_Almondine : SOME MAY SAY THAT ENDING YOUR SORRY ASSED BLOG HAS LEFT US WITH A DESIRE FOR MORE. I WOULD SAY ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT HAS A SORRY ASS.Samablog : SO, IF YOUR SORRY ASS CALLS THE WALTHAM POLICE, WOULD THAT CONSTITUTE A "BOOTY CALL?"VikingZen: THE LORD OF YOUR SORRY ASS IS BENEVOLENT AND MERCIFUL TOWARD

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1107110641607914692005-01-30T10:25:00.000-08:002005-01-30T10:44:01.606-08:00

I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : YOUR DEFUNCT SORRY ASS BLOG MAKES ME FEEL NOSTALGIC. YOUR SORRY ASS IS BECOMING A FADING MEMORY. Samablog : I AM SO GLAD YOUR SORRY ASS IS FEELING MORE CONFIDENT ABOUT ITS SEX APPEAL AFTER TAKING THAT RELIABLE COMPUTER QUIZ! WHAT'S NEXT? POSTING YOUR LEISURE SUIT LARRY SCORE ONLINE? VikingZen:YOU

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1097166567715212382004-10-07T09:16:00.000-07:002004-10-07T09:37:25.013-07:00

I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : WHY IS YOUR SORRY ASS BLOG STILL UP IF IT IS DEFUNCT? ARE YOU MOCKING ME?? Samablog : WHERE IS THE ASS ON AN OCTOPUS? DON'T KNOW? WELL, YOU ATE IT. AND YOU HAVE A SORRY ASS. VikingZen: A WHOLE TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE WEIRDNESS OF YOUR PHOTOSHOPPING HGTV-INFLUENCED

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1090462169205824152004-07-21T18:59:00.000-07:002004-07-21T19:19:21.356-07:00

I am the Lord of Your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : FRAGMENTS OF YOUR BLOG HAVE RESURFACED. NOW YOU OFFICIALLY HAVE A SORRY HALF ASS BLOG. Samablog : YOUR SORRY FREQUENT-FLYING ASS ON AEROFLOT WOULD ALSO CAUSE ME TO DRINK AND SMACK PASSENGERS AROUND. Vikingzen:  WOMAN! ISN'T YOUR SORRY ASS ALREADY OWNED BY SOMEONE?WHAT'S WITH THE 'BEING ENCIRCLED

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1083207736178629392004-04-28T20:02:00.000-07:002004-04-28T20:08:45.983-07:00

I am the Lord of your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : TROUT, YOUR SORRY ASS BLOG HAS ONLY GOTTEN BETTER SINCE YOU ENDED IT!! Samablog : YOU'RE HAVE A TEST-TAKING SORRY ASS. LET'S FIND OUT JUST HOW SORRY YOUR ASS IS: TITLE OF QUIZ! Vikingzen: HEY! I TOOK YOUR SORRY ASS DOODLING POST AND REPLACED THE WORD "DOODLE" WITH "POOP". Stupid Blog: YOU KNOW,

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1074902691871731062004-01-23T16:04:00.000-08:002004-04-28T19:58:11.356-07:00

I am the Lord of your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : TROUT, YOUR SORRY ASS BLOG HAS MUCH IMPROVED!! Samablog : I THOUGHT ONLY DEUS EX CULINA PUT RICE IN ITS SORRY ASS...BLOG... Vikingzen: FINALLY SOMETHING USEFUL: YOUR SORRY ASS IS UNCO SQUAD! Stupid Blog: HOW MANY POINTS FOR EVERYTIME BUSH SAID 'SORRY ASS' AND THE CAMERA PANNED OVER TO YOU AND YOUR

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1066885151007793452003-12-04T09:59:00.000-08:002004-01-23T15:59:51.560-08:00

I am the Lord of your Sorry Ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : HERE'S MY ENTRY! SORRY ASS Sorry Bass- The type of fish who writes on your sorry assed blog. Sorr Ass- What you get after sitting and reading through those sorry ass posts. Soppy Ass- Water+ Trout Almondine+SORRY ASS BLOG! Samablog : WHAT IS THAT FALLING DOWN YOUR SORRY ASS BLOG? IT LOOKS LIKE BUTT

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1065802889367490062003-10-10T09:21:00.000-07:002003-10-22T22:10:20.880-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : I FEEL SYMPATHY FOR YOUR SORRY ASS, AND IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN MAULED. NOT EVEN BY A CHIPMUNK. Samablog : HALF-SHARK/ALLIGATOR HALF-MAN...WILL YOUR SORRY ASS BE ATTACKING DOWNTOWN TOKYO TODAY? Vikingzen: IT'S POETRY FRIDAY EVEYONE: SHE'S SO SMART, SHE'S SO COOL SHE MUST EDUCATE YOU, 'COZ YOU'RE A SORRY

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1061865345268091692003-08-25T19:35:00.000-07:002003-10-22T21:39:49.793-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : I'VE ALSO GOT TWO MENTIONS FOR YOU: ONE FOR YOU, AND ONE FOR YOUR SORRY ASS. I CAN'T TELL ONE FROM THE OTHER. Samablog : BLOGGING ABOUT MARS...I THINK YOUR SORRY ASS WANTS TO BE AN ASSTRONAUT. WATCH OUT FOR URANUS. Vikingzen: YOU HAVE A SUPER SORRY ASS. PARKING IT MUST BE A DOOZY. Stupid Blog: GET A

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1058195342641929692003-07-14T08:09:00.000-07:002003-08-25T19:22:33.720-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : YOU ALWAYS GET YOUR SORRY ASS "HONORABLY MENTIONED" HERE. Samablog : YOU NEED FOOTWEAR TO RELIVE THE PAST. I THINK YOUR SORRY ASS HAS A FREAKY FETISH. Vikingzen: YOUR INNER GEEKY TEENAGER HAS A SORRY ASS THAT I WANT TO SHIP OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL. SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-1057119461153464872003-07-01T21:17:00.000-07:002003-07-14T08:02:41.453-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : HERE'S A REAL CHALLENGE: HOW MUCH BUBBLE WRAP WOULD YOUR DAD NEED TO WRAP UP YOUR SORRY ASS? Samablog : THAT'S A NICE HOUSE YOU RENTED IN MAINE. DID YOU BOOK TWO ROOMS? ONE FOR YOU AND ANOTHER FOR YOUR SORRY ASS? Vikingzen: BUDA AND PEST ARE ACTUALLY TWO CITIES DIVIDED BY YOUR SORRY ASS! SO IT IS

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-956276622003-06-13T06:25:00.000-07:002003-06-13T06:26:24.000-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT YOUR SORRY ASS IS BALD?? Samablog : YOU HAVE A SORRY ASS, BUT IT'S GOT MOXIE! Vikingzen: IF YOU WANT BETTER RATINGS, CHANGE YOUR NAME TO SORRY ASS ZEN! SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-951802272003-06-01T23:07:00.000-07:002003-06-01T23:08:14.000-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOUR SORRY ASS! (IT'S STILL YOUR FREAKIN BIRTHDAY IN THAT FANTASY AMERICA) Samablog : YOU HAVE A SORRY WHITEY ASS! Vikingzen: NO AMOUNT OF BLOG REDECORATING WILL COVER UP YOUR SORRY ASS! SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-932774092003-04-25T20:30:00.000-07:002003-06-01T23:03:41.000-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : EWE HALF ASHORE HE ASH! Samablog : YOU CAN GO WIPE YSA WITH THE CONSERVATIVE SECTION OF THE WSJ! Vikingzen: TELL ME: WHAT GOD DREAMED UP YOUR SORRY ASS? SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-925591122003-04-13T20:14:00.000-07:002003-04-28T20:10:17.000-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : WHY IS YOUR SORRY ASS WRITING ABOUT VIKING ZEN'S SMART (BUT SORRY) ASS? Samablog : YOUR SORRY ASS WANTS TO BE BETTY CROCKER! Vikingzen: HOW DO YOU SAY 'YOU HAVE A SORRY ASS!' IN QUICHE MAYA? SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-922015632003-04-07T22:10:00.000-07:002003-06-13T06:22:18.000-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : YOU HAVE A SCHIZOFRENIC SORRY ASS!! Samablog : YOU HAVE A SORRY ASS AS BIG AS THAT SQUID! Vikingzen: YOUR SORRY ASS BETTER NOT CRANK CALL MY HOUSE!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-908324092003-03-16T19:07:00.000-08:002003-04-13T20:11:43.000-07:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : YOU AND SALMON HAVE MERGED YOUR SORRY ASSES!! Samablog : YOU HAVE A CRAPPY SORRY ASS! Vikingzen: YOU STILL HAVE A SORRY ASS! SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-902123062003-03-05T18:38:00.000-08:002003-03-06T18:55:22.000-08:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Who cares what william Shatner thinks. HE HAS A SORRY ASS! Mcgyva :YOU HAVE A LEFTIST HIPPIE SORRY ASS! SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-901506732003-03-04T18:48:00.000-08:002003-03-16T19:04:42.000-08:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : NOW I CAN COMMENT ON YOUR SORRY ASS!! Samablog : YOU AND YOUR SORRY ASS ARE GOING TO HELL IN THAT THONG! Vikingzen: YOU STILL HAVE A SORRY ASS! SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-898146712003-02-26T19:32:00.000-08:002003-03-04T18:51:42.000-08:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : RA-BA-BA!! Samablog : YOU AND YOUR SORRY ASS ARE GOING TO HELL! Vikingzen: YOU STILL HAVE A SORRY ASS! SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091291.post-895814892003-02-22T20:17:00.000-08:002003-02-27T08:25:35.000-08:00

I am the Lord of your sorry ass. Here is my analysis of the following blogs: Trout_Almondine : YOU HAVE A SORRY ASS! Samablog : YOU HAVE A SORRY ASS! Vikingzen: YOU HAVE A SORRY ASS! SO IT IS WRITTEN!

McGyvanoreply@blogger.com